No fucking way. I knew my stepson wasn't sick the second I heard that fake cough. He just wants to skip classes! If he won't confess, I'm gonna have to shove a thermometer up his ass. He'd better be burning hot, because if he's lying, I'm going to teach him a lesson he won't forget. That thermometer won't be the only thing inside him. What? I know he's going to beg me not to tell his mom about his lie, but I'm not stupid. If I'm keeping his secret, he'll do anything I want.