My stepson, Noah, just lazes around the house all day, and I’m thinking, “It’s the 4th of July, and all you want to do is sit on the couch? Fuck that! Pull down those shorts and let me see those balls! Strip down and put on this tiny patriotic swimsuit.” We don’t have long - his mom isn’t home, and this is the Daddy bonding time I’ve been desperate for. I wanna talk to him man to man and show him how to REALLY enjoy the holiday, celebrating our freedom…